|Think Yourself A Baby|
|Season 2, Episode 2|
Draska attempts to seduce Van.
|Air date||12 September 2006|
|Written by||Tim Balme|
|Directed by||Michael Bennett|
Thy Name Is Woman
The Secrets Of My Prison House
Think Yourself A Baby was the second episode of the second season. It was the 15th episode overall.
Ooonst oonnst oonst!!! Everyone in the house is suffering through yet another Hoochie Mama lingerie party – the second one this week. The family demands Cheryl find a new venue for the Hoochie parties.
Hoochie Mama – despite being a success – isn’t making anyone any cash. An unlikely fairy godmother steps up to the plate: Mrs Doslic wants to invest in the company.
Cheryl is reluctant to get financially involved with a bunch of mad Dalmatians and tries to secure a legitimate bank loan. The meeting with the bank ends badly thanks to Wolf parading around the house complaining about how bloody uncomfortable the home detention ankle bracelet is.
A new potential investor turns up in the form of Tracy Hong. After a trial run with some company samples, Tracy is keen to become Hoochie Mama’s new partner.
Van swears that (except for blow-jobs, obviously) he always sheathed it when rooting Draska. Draska meanwhile is using the baby as an excuse to get close to Van again. She only targeted his family and friends who scorned her and hurt her, she would never do anything to hurt Van. Indeed, it seems that she’s all loved up when it comes to her man.
Munter gets onto the case. He and Cheryl divine Draska’s plan must be to root Van without protection until she gets actually pregnant, thereby trapping Van forever. Munter’s investigations uncover the fact that Draska has been buying urine from the very pregnant Corinna Balani, a notorious West Auckland slut.
Cheryl produces another pregnancy test for Draska and – in front of the assembled families – the result comes up negative! Munter had paid Corinna Balani to swap her next pee sample with his.
Munter has saved his mate from a fate worse than sex.
With her modelling career bottomed out, Pascalle idly turns to bullying the geeks and people who don’t pay their late fines. She thinks it’s kind of fun.
She soon discovers Hayden Peters. Well, she notices that he has the most unpaid fines of any person in the Video Hut data base. When she turns up at his home to collect the cash, Hayden turns out to be charming and dead gorgeous. Pascalle reckons he’s the perfect man – except…
He doesn’t seem to be the slightest bit interested in her. After he realises Pascalle’s family connections, however, Hayden turns up the charm and it appears that Pascalle has just landed herself a new man.
Or has she?